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Lando Calrissian: "We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down!" 20. Han Solo: "The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts." 19. Darth Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing..." 18. Admiral Motti: "These pants contain the Ultimate Power in the Universe. I suggest we use it." 17. Lando Calrissian: "Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!" 16. Darth Vader: "General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault." 15. Luke Skywalker: "I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home." 14. Imperial Mook: "TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?" 13. Han Solo: "Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants." 12. Darth Vader: "You are unwise to lower your pants!" 11. Darth Vader: "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander." 10. Princess Leia: "Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board." 9. Han Solo: "You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark." 8. Darth Vader/Anakin Solo: "Luke... Help me... take my pants off..." 7. Han Solo: "Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants." 6. Lando Calrissian: "That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!" 5. Darth Vader: "A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." 4. Han Solo: "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this." 3. Han Solo: "Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, Your Highness." 2. Darth Vader: "Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... Sister!" The #1 Line from the Star Wars Trilogy That Can Be Improved If You Substitute Key Words for "Pants"... Greedo: "Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the 1st sign of a Imperial Cruiser." ...ah, the joys of being able to nick stuff off the Internet. At least this one is reasonably original (I didn't write it myself, but I doubt too many of you will bother to find out who the original author was!) so you're less than likely to have seen it before. I took the liberty of posting a copy to the GamesMaster site where Dominik Diamond lurks, or someone with a reasonable facsimile of his sense of humour and mannerisms, and the Great Man himself was amused. Here's one for the TurboNick comedy club of amusing things that actually got said in an American court: Lawyer:. And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral, OK? What school do you go to? Young witness: Oral. Lawyer: How old are you? Young witness: Oral.