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Spacefiller again: another hangover from the World Athletics Championships was a remark on foreign countries' national anthems. Is it OK to like other countries' national anthems? We in Britain are lucky in having what I think is a really good one, but America's is almost as good. We may enjoy poking fun at the French and Germans, but their tunes are good too, as is that of the... Cubans?